If not, would it be really, really disgusting to add food coloring to the pizza dough?
Probably.
I guess we'll have to settle for making this out of pepperoni:
Go Heels!!
Peanut butter on toast with a chocolate chip smile and grapefruit. Happy boy, happy mommy, happy Tar Heels.
And to Dook for this upcoming Saturday: Bring. It. On.